About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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