GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Randomize
