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say what?
wanna hang out?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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