I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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