sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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