and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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