You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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