fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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