Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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