I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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