It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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