Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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