I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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