It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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