went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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