I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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