Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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