I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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