Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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