A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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