she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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