I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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