this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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