woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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