what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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