Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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