My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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