How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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