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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.

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• (415): View more from California

  Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  What are you drinking?

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?

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  like it was yesterday

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.

  (208): View more from Idaho

  I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...

  (804): View more from Virginia

  It's called: a legit place to drop acid.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Yea. I'm excited about this party too

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.

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• (310): View more from California

  Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote

  (310): View more from California

  What should I do?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!

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