we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
