you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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Vodka?
Forever.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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