So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my mouth tastes like poor choices
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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