How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
nutella sex= disaster
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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