The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
He has the fingertips of a God
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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