Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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