i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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