Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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