some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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