I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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