quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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