We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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