The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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