this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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