I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your cock deserves a montage
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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