My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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