I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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