oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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