Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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