My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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