I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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