I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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