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(401): View more from Rhode Island

remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?

(401): View more from Rhode Island

we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.

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(940): View more from Texas

I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.

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(214): View more from Texas

Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy

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(438): View more from Quebec

I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis

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He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?

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Is it just clogged or something?

(901): View more from Tennessee

No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.

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