you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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