Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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