I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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