She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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