Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
